I almost hope someone tries to steal one…

So I decorated my yard today with a shitload of pumpkins and gourds and corn stalks. I think it looks nice:

But I live on a pretty busy road… And more than likely a few pumpkins are going to get stolen and smashed.

In an attempt to deter the stealing process….. I did something weird.

I put on rubber gloves, grabbed a jug of vasoline and lubed those suckers up.

I vasolined 25 pumpkins and 25 gourds. I got the stems and everything.

Like I mentioned in the subject line, I almost hope someone tries to steal one.

We also had the blessing of the pets in the field outside of our church tonight. If any of you are at all interested in seeing my silly cats on their harnesses, take a look below